When the Monkeys Take Over, I Hope They Kill You First
Drivl has an excellent open letter to stupid drivers .
Go, man. Just go. Forward. Move forward. Don’t be scared. You can do it. People do it all the time. There’s people doing it all over the city, even now as we sit here. Am I part of some anti-forward protest and I don’t know it? Are you sleeping? Are you checking your email? I could have disassembled my car, climbed over yours dragging the parts in my mouth one-by-one, and reassembled it in front of you faster than this. We’ve been here so long I forgot where I was going. Maybe you are confused about the pedal system on your floorboard. Take a look at this diagram:
